INCIDENT REPORT #A51-0051 // WARDROBE FAILURE
ALIEN FRANK
LOST HIS PANTS.
Mid-abduction, the tractor beam glitched and vaporized his A51 jacket clean off. Now he's standing in the middle of the desert with nothing but a ray gun and his dignity (also missing).
Help a naked alien out. New shirts just dropped.
GET FRANK SOME CLOTHES →